‘Much more of this and Manchester United could withdraw their contract offer and give the job to Ruud van Nistelrooy instead.’ But ‘much more of this’ did not come.
Arsenal crisis talk called premature by man who starts Arsenal crisis talk, as Thierry Henry says seven ‘telling’ words; we just don’t know which ones.
Not for the first time, poppies make a November appearance in Mediawatch on an apt day to note just how mad the media-confected shaming festival is.
‘I’M NOT THE NEW FERGIE’ screams one back page. You would think the English tabloids would recognise a joke when they see one.
Ruben Amorim has ‘rinsed’ Bruno Fernandes so it’s a surprise that he is not among the eight that Man Utd must lose this summer…
Manchester City are definitely going to fall apart exactly like Manchester United. How will they replace all their ageing players?
A ‘huge concern’ has emerged over Ruben Amorim but Manchester United might not mind because Ruud van Nistelrooy is the latest interim revelation.
A Ruben Amorim-dominated Mediawatch sees new levels of headline mischief-making and questions asked of our most basic understanding of the flow of time.
Man Utd deserve pelters for keeping Erik ten Hag but Ruben Amorim is a ‘sensible’ and ‘intelligent’ choice by the man who brought Eddie Howe to Newcastle.
Arne Slot should have gone ‘crazy’ like Jurgen Klopp definitely always used to when inspiring Liverpool to win Big Six games. ‘Tame’ Mo Salah didn’t help.
Jose Mourinho had his best chance at revenge over Man Utd scuppered but it is not entirely clear who by. Spurs supporters might have something to say.
The UK media was happy to tickle the balls of Jose Mourinho in a ‘masterful’ display that was just like Robert De Niro.
Aston Villa are riding the crest of a Champions League wave and Arsenal are back to winning ways, so of course the biggest football news is Man Utd fluff.
‘Bad news’ for Arsenal as their chances of winning the Premier League are basically exactly the same as they were three months ago…
The media is pretending that Arsenal’s red cards are the reason why they won’t win the Premier League title.
England did not ‘snub’ Eddie Howe; they decided not to pursue a managerial candidate they could not afford. And that is apparently ‘baffling’.
Thomas Tuchel said some things, and in an early taste of what he can expect as a GERMAN England manager, they’ve already been deliberately misinterpreted.
As you may have noticed, Thomas Tuchel is going to be the next manager of England, and the Daily Mail’s heads have duly fallen entirely off.
‘Scandal-hit England is back to clown show it was for decades before Gareth Southgate’ it says here. What the hell have we missed?
Lee Carsley’s mixed messaging might be robbing England of Pep Guardiola, says a media that is losing its mind…
It seemed as though Lee Carsley picked the England team and tactics but no, this was on ‘the public’ for ‘demanding’ changes ahead of the 2026 World Cup win.
Man Utd are largely still the only show in town but things are getting so desperate that Sir Jim Ratcliffe advertising for a PA is a ‘KEY EVENT’.
The aftermath of a day of CRISIS TALKS at Manchester United dominates the news today, with Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s media dodging antics the key.
The Mail entirely misunderstand while the Mirror sh*house the Opta data to suggest Arsenal are predicted to finish eighth.
There was an 11-second discussion between two work colleagues this weekend; it must be Man Utd and it must be massive.
Aston Villa were pretty good and everything but the real stories are a) Unai Emery’s reaction, b) Prince William’s clapping and c) Laura Woods’ bawdiness.
There’s a very great deal of nonsense about Sir Alex Ferguson and his chosen Erik Ten Hag successor, plus news of an interesting new Spurs fan.
Who will be the next Man Utd manager? It could be Simone Inzaghi, it shouldn’t be Ruud van Nistelrooy and there is a case for Gareth Southgate, made by a ...
Erik ten Hag turned up for work at a normal time ahead of a non-existent Manchester United ‘crisis meeting’, possibly involving ‘cool’ Ruud van Nistelrooy.
Erik ten Hag has survived atrocious results and performances over more than two years as Man Utd manager. But Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has signalled the end.