Why it would actually be ‘a bad thing for Arsenal to win the league’
Arsenal have to not win the title to prove the point that nobody but Man City can win the title apparently…
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Gareth Bale ‘arriving at Man Utd’ just as Casemiro has an ‘offer’ to leave?
We look at the Man Utd guff in the media so you don’t have to; first, let’s watch as Neil Custis discovers the meaning of substitutes.
Rio Ferdinand ‘incident’ masks Joe Cole’s weird Chelsea transfer message
Chelsea are going to struggle to sign good players in the Europa Conference League, but a Rio Ferdinand ‘incident’ is understandably dominating the news.
Bellingham offer explained as Liverpool hatch transfer master plan for Dortmund midfielder
Liverpool have suddenly withdrawn their interest in Jude Bellingham. Except this is all part of a masterful transfer plan and everyone has been reeled in.
Dele Alli needs help, not the usual despicable and dangerous reporting from reckless churnalists
Dele Alli might be absolutely fine. Dele Alli may need help and support. But one thing is for sure: he deserves so much better than this shameful reporting.
Chelsea latest: Lampard panic ‘makes perfect sense’ before orgy ban, awkward Keane reunion
The rush to justify Frank Lampard’s interim appointment is as fun as the clamour to report on a permanent Chelsea manager. But first, a slice of humble pie.
Chelsea to appoint Frank Lampard after he reminded them he existed!
Frank Lampard watched Chelsea on Tuesday night and now he ‘could’ be their caretaker boss even though the job doesn’t exist.
Todd Boehly to appoint new Chelsea boss on basis of 18-month-old Ronaldo April Fool?
Todd Boehly has made some odd Chelsea decisions but none would be odder than appointing Luis Enrique on the basis of a Rob Dorsett tweet about Ronaldo from 2021.
Graham Potter ousted for ‘shiny new toy from Germany’ as British media reacts
Chelsea sacking another Englishman for a German? Silly Chelsea, they were supposed to ignore the sh*tness.
Arsenal ‘problem players’ would have been handled properly by Ten Hag instead of Arteta dallying
Roy Keane named three “problem players” at Arsenal two and a half years ago but Mikel Arteta is no Erik ten Hag so a couple of them remain at the ...
Marcus Rashford rubbished ‘complete nonsense’ hours before headlines landed
Marcus Rashford probably thought 5.30pm was early enough to hold the back pages but he was wrong…
Arsenal have the best player in the WORLD but also grave concerns over next season’s kit
The international break is almost over, so it’s time for punchy Bukayo Saka opinions, brutal putdowns and Zinedine Zidane mischief.
Manchester United to appoint Kylian Mbappe in striker advisory role?
For a man who never mentions Manchester United, Kylian Mbappe does a lot of advising Manchester United on strikers.
Marcus Rashford being ‘on holiday’ pi**es off everybody but Gareth Southgate
Marcus Rashford had the gall to grab a break after getting injured and pulling out of England duty. If he can walk around New York…