Brighton are doing even better than we think, Tottenham are doing worse and Wolves are more Arsenal than Arsenal. Here are 16 Conclusions on the soon-to-be-famous F365 Tables.
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang says he “felt hurt” by the way in which he left Arsenal and claims the tipping point was when Mikel Arteta ‘grabbed me and shouted: “You’ve betrayed me.”‘
Gary Neville says David Coote was “stitched up” and doesn’t deserve to be “cancelled” before a second video was released that may well change the pundit’s mind.
David Coote was filmed snorting white powder while away at Euro 2024 and ‘a pal’ has also revealed the referee’s problems with Everton, Andy Robertson and a game between Coventry ...
Harry Kane has hit out at the England players who have dropped out of Lee Carsley’s last England squad, insisting “England comes before anything”.
We hope David Coote, as he reflects on his night of potentially career-ending slights against Liverpool and their former manager, can take solace in making the top ten football swears.
Gary Lineker will stop presenting Match of the Day at the end of the season and will leave the BBC after the 2026 World Cup as executives plan “reboot to ...
Aston Villa star Morgan Rogers has been called up to the England squad for the first time as eight players have pulled out of November’s Nations League games through injury.
David Coote said the man in the video who looked a lot like David Coote wasn’t David Coote but has now remembered that it is David Coote.
The Manchester United legend, unbeaten in four games as interim boss, will now leave Old Trafford after holding talks with Ruben Amorim.
In the story that keeps on giving, David Coote now insists the viral video in which someone who looks very like him calls Klopp a ‘German c*nt’ is in fact ...
Jamie Redknapp claims Manchester City produced “one of the worst halves of football I’ve seen from a Pep Guardiola side” against Brighton
Manchester City are now in crisis after a fourth consecutive defeat and Pep Guardiola must be wondering whether he can be bothered with this sh*t.
Paul Merson believes “only one” Manchester United player is “safe” as Ruben Amorim takes over at Old Trafford.
Arsenal reportedly have two of former players on their radar to replace Edu as sporting director, with ‘discussions initiated’ with one of them.
Ray Parlour has compared Arsenal star Martin Odegaard to one of his former teammates and has urged Mikel Arteta to hand the playmaker a start against Chelsea, even if he’s ...
Sacking Arteta now would be a madness but in a bid to understand the #ArtetaOut lunatics we’ve come up with five arguments they might make for him being given the ...
Ethan Nwaneri and Amad Diallo are among the Premier League benchwarmers who deserve a chance from the start. Bournemouth ruined it but otherwise there’s one per club.
Fair warning to Viktor Gyokeres and Manchester United, 30+ goals isn’t a guarantee of success in the Premier League. This ten did the same and flopped.
Rasmus Hojlund was signed by Man Utd to be Viktor Gyokeres. He isn’t, but could turn into something like him under Ruben Amorim. He’s got six months.
“Give an English coach the Liverpool, City, or Arsenal squad and they’d do just as well,” says the most deluded man in football.
Pat Nevin has tipped Billy Gilmour to make a “move way up the ladder” as he believes the Napoli midfielder has “the technical ability to do huge things in football”.
The Premier League has softened its definition of ‘fair market value’ as one of its APT amendments forced by Manchester City, ‘opening the door for huge deals’.
Emmanuel Petit has urged Arsenal to sign a £126m duo to replace players currently “struggling” under Mikel Arteta.
Thierry Henry questioned Arsenal’s “bravery” after defeat to Inter Milan on Wednesday and believes their title hopes will be all but over if they lose to Chelsea on Sunday.
Rio Ferdinand has urged Mikel Arteta to make better use of one Arsenal star who showed ‘flashes’ in the defeat to Inter Milan on Wednesday.
Mikel Arteta wasn’t happy with two controversial decisions in Arsenal’s defeat to Inter Milan on Wednesday, insisting his side “100 per cent” deserved a penalty.
Martin Odegaard is more important to Arsenal than Mikel Arteta, who is stuck in his ways and was taught a lesson by Simone Inzaghi in defeat to Inter.
Tyrone Mings made a “a kid’s mistake” and Thomas Tuchel will be furious. The Aston Villa star really didn’t need reminding that football can be a pr*ck sometimes.
Danny Murphy was “upset” that Noel Gallagher was given the co-commentary gig for TNT Sports on Tuesday and hopes it’s not a sign of things to come in football.