Arsenal will ‘bottle it again’ with ‘pragmatist’ Arteta ‘missing’ final puzzle piece; Saliba ‘incredibly dumb’
Arsenal ‘cannot and will not’ win the Premier League title after Mikel Arteta’s ‘pragmatism’ added to his side’s woes at AFC Bournemouth…
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Arsenal fan shouts at Howard Webb hypocrisy as England manager debate rages on
There are more points to be made about England, English managers and Man Utd losing Kieran McKenna to Getafe, but Arsenal fans won’t let this one slide.
Will Thomas Tuchel sing the national anthem? WTF would he?
The English media get a pummelling from the Mailbox, which asks them not very politely to f*** off.
Welcome Thomas Tuchel; the English press is a ‘bunch of cnuts’
Thomas Tuchel has had his first press conference as England manager and already been asked about the national anthem. FFS.
Have England appointed a ‘pound shop Klopp’ in Thomas Tuchel?
England have not only appointed a GERMAN but not even the best GERMAN. The Thomas Tuchel reactions roll in.
The German Thomas Tuchel in charge of England? ‘Das Spiel ist vorbei’
We have your initial reactions to the news that Thomas Tuchel will be the new England manager. Is he Southgate plus flair?
Pep Guardiola to manage Everton AND England? It’s an idea…
Pep Guardiola as England manager is a lovely idea but would it work? Well it would if he managed at club level too.
England need John Stones in midfield for Declan Rice’s ego
Declan Rice is not a defensive marauder; Arsenal have learned that and so must England. Is John Stones that man?
Emery ‘the perfect fit’ for England as Trent backed and Chelsea defender not nearly ‘international’ standard
Unai Emery ‘would be a perfect fit’ as England boss and Aston Villa should happily swap him for Gareth Southgate. Trent Alexander-Arnold is good or bad.
Carsley ‘arrogance’ and ‘useless’ Foden blasted but outcast should tell England to ‘get f**ked’
The Lee Carsley trial is over after his Greece ‘arrogance’, while one England player should tell them to ‘get f**ked’. Maybe more. Villa fans aren’t happy.
Zidane, Ronaldo, Vieira, Henry, Kaka, Batigol: The Mailbox has gone nostalgic
As a break from the bald men fighting over the Man Utd comb, we are talking favourite players goals, etc. Enjoy.
Ten Hag defenders citing Klopp and Arteta are clutching at slippery straws
Comparing the records of Mikel Arteta and Jurgen Klopp with Erik ten Hag is a madness when the trajectory is so different.
Man City ‘ship is sinking and the fire on the deck is growing’
This Man City thing is not going well for them, is it? We have views on the City farrago as well as more on Man Utd, Chelsea and the England ...
Man Utd under Ten Hag is like Aston Villa under Stevie G now…
Man Utd are a mess and some fans are coming round to the idea that Erik ten Hag is part of the problem. Plus, Man City ‘won’? Did they?
Ange’s ‘falsely rewarded’ sub comments are ‘troubling’ as Spurs fans turn
There’s no shortage of mails on Man Utd and Erik ten Hag, but we start with Tottenham and Ange Postecoglou.
‘Man Utd didn’t get spanked’ as Ten Hag defended as job ‘difficult to laughable’
Man Utd were rotten against Aston Villa but they pulled a draw out of the hat against the ‘Bayern slayers’. Is that enough?
Bruno Fernandes ‘undermines’ Ten Hag tactics as Man Utd fingers crossed for Aston Villa thrashing
Manchester United would be better off with Mason Mount than Bruno Fernandes, who ‘undermines Erik ten Hag’s tactics’.
Man Utd ‘horror show’ accused of ‘violating human rights’ as Liverpool fan ‘pities’ Ten Hag ‘disaster’
The Manchester United ‘horror show’ has the club accused of ‘violating human rights’, while a Liverpool fan predicts the outcome of Arne Slot’s debut season.
Ten Hag worse than Moyes as ‘awful and boring’ tactics expose Manchester United yet again
Is Bruno Fernandes ‘getting sent off on purpose’ to force Erik ten Hag out of Man Utd? It is certainly one explanation for those red cards and performances.
Liverpool need to bench two players to avoid ‘wheels falling off’ on season
Liverpool have won nine of their first 10 games but the wheels could come off, says one fan in the Mailbox. We also have more on the Champions League and ...
‘Up the f***ing Villa and ¡Vamos Colombia!’ as Champions League comes alive
That’s what the Champions League needed: Aston Villa beating actual, real life Bayern Munich. Wow. The mails are in.
Man Utd are a ‘total clown car’ and Jose Mourinho was absolutely right
The Champions League is back but mostly we’re still talking about Man Utd and whether the blame lies with manager or players.
Big Three? It’s a Big One but the Man City era ‘will end’
There’s actually only a Big One and it’s Man City right now but it won’t be forever. We’re sort of moving on from Man Utd.
Eddie Howe for Man Utd? Better than Erik ten Hag but no thanks…
It wouldn’t be much of an upgrade from Erik ten Hag to Eddie Howe for Man Utd and it would be really dull.
Man Utd ‘husk’ surely signals the end of a Big Six; it’s a Big Three
Man Utd are not in the same class as Man City, Arsenal and Liverpool. And fans of opposition clubs could not be happier.
The Manchester United inquest continues as Fernandes accused of deliberately getting sent off
Only Eddie Howe can fix this Manchester United ‘shambles’. But which player is most culpable? Bruno Fernandes and his deliberate red card, perhaps?
Manchester United are sh*t, Rashford ‘just gave up’ and Ten Hag decision ‘looks increasingly ridiculous’
Keeping Erik ten Hag last summer ‘looks increasingly ridiculous’ but giving him any transfer input after Antony was ‘madness’. Man Utd are an absolute mess.
Sack Ten Hag now as Man Utd are the 7th worst side in the PL and ‘this Arsenal squad is anti-football’
One Man Utd fan in the Mailbox wants to see Erik ten Hag sacked as he ‘isn’t in the top 50 managers in the world’ and doesn’t seem to care…
Arsenal conspiracy distracts from how they ‘have not been good enough’ – and Fernandes ‘problem’ emerges
The Mailbox has almost completed a whole week of Arsenal discourse, so the emergence of a ‘very real, very expensive Bruno Fernandes problem’ is welcome.
Arsenal have ‘learned’ dark arts but not ‘mastered’ them yet – and Arteta mistake proves it
‘Arsenal have learned the dark arts but not mastered them yet; I don’t think they will win the title until they do,’ says one Liverpool fan in the Mailbox.
Arsenal’s dark arts hypocrisy, and are conspiracy theories really so crazy?
The Mailbox pleads for perspective on ‘dark arts’. Also: why indeed Arsenal boil p*ss – or not – and is it really so wild to consider that the game might ...
Why do Arsenal boil everyone’s p*ss so much? Liverpool ‘respect’ them and ‘desperate’ City showed ‘fear’
There is a fair amount of defending Arsenal in the Mailbox, which seems to agree that ‘hypocritical’ Manchester City were made to look ‘desperate’.
Keane nonsense on Gabriel and Arteta proved he is ‘cooked’ as Arsenal revel in being ‘hated again’
The Arsenal v Manchester City reaction is going to run and run, taking in Roy Keane and the mere concept of injury time and red cards as the latest victims.