Top ten greatest England finals performances of our lifetime has a new entry
We’re grateful to England – finally – and Ollie Watkins that an update to this list is necessary. Please, God – let us rewrite about a new No.1 next Monday…
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The ten greatest England players in European Championship and World Cup history features Southgate pair
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Top 10 late England dramas of all time: Where does Jude Bellingham overhead kick rank?
England have a real habit for either leaving it late to do something sensational or collapsing with the finish line in sight
England knackered? Top 10 over-used players topped by Arsenal machine
England do look a bit tired. And it’s little wonder as two of their number have clocked over 5000 minutes this season and there are many not far behind.
Ten reasons why the nerds are wrong and Euro 2024 has been brilliant
The backlash has begun against everyone enjoying Euro 2024, with the most joyless of the stat-obsessed nerds bemoaning a lack of quality. Balls to that.
Top 10 England scapegoats for their now sadly inevitable Euro 2024 failure
After opening their Euro 2024 campaign with an embarrassing 1-0 win over Serbia, it is clear another set of England tournament scapegoats is required.
Man Utd striker and Arsenal defender in top 10 Premier League stars to watch at Euro 2024
Avoiding obvious picks like Bukayo Saka, or Kevin bloody De Bruyne, here are 10 Premier League players we think will have a big impact at Euro 2024.
Ten Euro 2024 players whose Premier League spells no-one will remember, including £6.5m Newcastle signing
Euro 2024 will feature many former Premier League faces everyone would struggle to put a name to. When did Spain become a Newcastle 2017 tribute act?
Ten Premier League flops signed for £221m who will be at Euro 2024, ft. Chelsea hijack, West Ham disasters
Some of the world’s finest will be at Euro 2024, but Premier League flops will be flocking to Germany too. Chelsea, Leicester and West Ham should be ashamed.
Brighton new boy Hurzeler No. 1 soon? Top 10 youngest managers in Premier League history
Brighton will reportedly appoint 31-year-old Fabian Hurzeler, who will become the youngest boss in Premier League history – but who are the top 10 youngest?
Ten multiple ‘raids’ which should warn Manchester United, including sackable Liverpool failure
Before Manchester United definitely complete their Crystal Palace ‘triple raid’, Steve Bruce, Harry Redknapp and especially Spurs want a quiet word.
Ten Championship stars tipped for Premier League transfers, including Bellingham and Leeds pair
With summer transfer silly season almost upon us, here are ten current Championship stars who we think are Premier League-bound ahead of next season…
Liverpool and Ancelotti dominate list of oldest managers to win Champions League or European Cup
Liverpool make up plenty of the ten oldest managers ever to win the European Cup or Champions League, with Carlo Ancelotti consolidating his position.
Maresca or Slot next? Man Utd and Liverpool feature in 10 manager downgrades
Is going from Mauricio Pochettino to Enzo Maresca a downgrade for Chelsea? Time will tell – but there’s plenty of examples of it all going wrong…
Ten Hag sack: 10 other managers who lost their jobs straight after winning trophies
For no real reason, here’s a list of 10 football managers who lost their job despite winning trophies. There’s a lot of PSG and Real Madrid, unsurprisingly.
Biggest falls from grace in Premier League history features Man Utd man and ex-Arsenal trio
Inexplicably, a world-class player can turn rubbish overnight. It is as baffling as it is upsetting. Here are the 10 biggest falls from grace in Premier League history.
Mourinho 8th), McKenna 6th): Potential Chelsea next manager appointments ranked on stupidity
Todd Boehly and his dafties outdid themselves by sacking Mauricio Pochettino, so here are ten potential Chelsea appointments ranked on the batsh*t-ometer…
Ten Premier League returns nobody remembers, including Liverpool and Arsenal homecomings
Ross Barkley is rejoining Aston Villa, but even the Liverpool and Newcastle players involved in these Premier League returns would struggle to recall them.
Guimaraes, Gallagher and Kudus? Predicting 10 PL stars to have a pre-transfer final day farewell
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Jurgen Klopp behind four others in top 10 Prem managers list as Liverpool boss departs
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The ten greatest Premier League final days includes Manchester United, Liverpool and Spurs bottlings
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Arsenal go again, Hojlund struggle, Blades doomed, Spurs daft – 10 things we got right this season
We’ve just about managed to scrape together 10 stopped-clock moments of correctness to go with the vast number of howlers from the pre-season predictions.
Man Utd being ‘fixed’ and nine other things we got wrong this season
Sometimes we get things wrong. But we (almost) always put our hands up and admit Man Utd were not fixed, Kai Havertz has not flopped and…
Palmer second behind Arsenal man in top 10 Premier League signings of the season
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Ten biggest wastes of money includes ‘complete fanny’ who flopped at Manchester United
Manchester United and David Moyes feature heavily on a list of the ten biggest wastes of money in football history, somehow without them overlapping.
Top 10 most costly Premier League injuries features no Arsenal, Liverpool or Man City players
It’s been the Premier League season of injuries in 2023/24, but which absentees have been most costly to their sides this campaign? A Palace one actually.
Klopp-Salah war, Arsenal bottle it, Spurs win by mistake – 10 Premier League predictions
Here are 10 things that we are certain will happen over the remaining days of the season and that are therefore now certain not to happen.
Where does Arne Slot rank in top 10 bald football managers in the world today?
Nobody can rival Pep Guardiola for best bald manager, but where exactly to place Antonio Conte in this list poses problems for at least two clear reasons.
The 10 maddest things from this very mad season of Barclays
Nottingham Forest’s descent into madness seems as good a time as any to round up 10 mad things from a mad Premier League season.
Michael Owen’s wooden Dubai performance and other awful adverts starring footballers
Michael Owen in a chopper, the England pizza hut fun and Man Utd players try to get everyone to drink some Japanese tomato juice. Football adverts are weird
The 10 costly moments Arsenal and Liverpool will rue now their title bids are officially OVER
Sunday confirmed what we should have known all along. Man City are winning it again and that’s that. So here are 10 moments Arsenal and Liverpool will rue.
Adu, Martinelli and Manchester United star who was better than Giggs among 10 Next Big Things
A Manchester United academy graduate better than Beckham and Giggs, an Arsenal Invincible and, of course, Robin Friday. These are ten lost Next Big Things.