The Saturday morning Mailbox is dominated by views on Manchester United, who should ’embrace the chaos’ and replace Ruben Amorim with Wayne Rooney…
Manchester City are definitely going to fall apart exactly like Manchester United. How will they replace all their ageing players?
Lots of talk about Viktor Gyokeres to Man Utd? But why would Europe’s hottest striker join a ‘doomed project’? Plus, Ten Hag, Vinicius and Sunderland…
Aberdeen are threatening the Old Firm with an unbeaten start to 2024/25. Can you name the 10 clubs still in existence to be crowned champions of Scotland?
A ‘huge concern’ has emerged over Ruben Amorim but Manchester United might not mind because Ruud van Nistelrooy is the latest interim revelation.
Ruben Amorim is a ‘double reject’ turned down by Liverpool and West Ham, yet he feels like a decent fit for this version of Manchester United.
A Ruben Amorim-dominated Mediawatch sees new levels of headline mischief-making and questions asked of our most basic understanding of the flow of time.
Sympathy for Real Madrid is in short supply as their cry-arsing has won them no fans. We also have more on Man Utd.
Manchester United have sacked Erik ten Hag but ‘the biggest problem’ still needs solving; Bruno Fernandes remains the ‘big test’ for INEOS and friends.
Liverpool will have decisions to make over their contract expirees soon and Cole Palmer is one such solution. Arsenal’s title challenge is ‘officially dead’.
Man Utd deserve pelters for keeping Erik ten Hag but Ruben Amorim is a ‘sensible’ and ‘intelligent’ choice by the man who brought Eddie Howe to Newcastle.
We want you to name the last 10 EFL clubs to reach the semi-final of the League Cup, EFL Cup, Carabao Cup, Milk Cup, whatever you want to call it.
Manchester United fans will remember Erik ten Hag fondly, certainly more so than most of his predecessors. But how did the owners fudge this call twice?
Xavi has been tipped to replace Erik ten Hag as Manchester United manager but the Spaniard is not ‘elite’. If only Jurgen Klopp had not taken the Red Bull.
Arne Slot should have gone ‘crazy’ like Jurgen Klopp definitely always used to when inspiring Liverpool to win Big Six games. ‘Tame’ Mo Salah didn’t help.
Real Madrid superstar Vinicius Junior will reportedly become the 13th different winner of the Ballon d’Or this century – can you name the other 12?
Manchester United have fallen victim to the same Manchester City ‘conspiracy’ as Arsenal but ultimately Erik ten Hag needs to go.
Why are we all talking about injuries? Well, because it’s Arsenal. Also: the Champions League jeopardy myth is debunked and Arsene Wenger is ‘bitter’.
Jose Mourinho had his best chance at revenge over Man Utd scuppered but it is not entirely clear who by. Spurs supporters might have something to say.
We’ve got 20 stars and all we need to know is: did they play for Real Madrid, Barcelona, both, or neither?
Aston Villa supporters are sick of being told that one technology error in a game four years ago has ultimately led to their current success.
The UK media was happy to tickle the balls of Jose Mourinho in a ‘masterful’ display that was just like Robert De Niro.
Can you recall Wayne Rooney’s 10 team-mates when the ex-Manchester United captain marked his Red Devils debut with a hat-trick against Fenerbahce?
Is anybody actually watching the new Champions League? Real Madrid are in 12th but they will probably win it anyway.
Aston Villa are riding the crest of a Champions League wave and Arsenal are back to winning ways, so of course the biggest football news is Man Utd fluff.
Aston Villa are the best team to support right now, while Arsenal fans insist that they have their feet on the ground.
‘Bad news’ for Arsenal as their chances of winning the Premier League are basically exactly the same as they were three months ago…
Only one player in this 10 is still adding to their total – can you name him and the other nine stars with most Champions League minutes?
Arsenal fans hit back against criticism of conspiracy theories but other fans want to point out that the Gunners just ain’t that good.
The media is pretending that Arsenal’s red cards are the reason why they won’t win the Premier League title.